家庭笑话：3、 What I want in a man (Ⅲ) 我理想中的男人（三）

3. What I want in a man (Ⅲ)

What I want in a man, revised list (age 62):

1. Doesn't scare1 small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores2 lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I want in a man, revised list (age 72):

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Notes:

1. scare 吓唬

2. snore 打呼噜

我理想中的男人（三）

我理想中的男人——修订版（62岁）

1．不要吓唬小孩子

2．记得浴室在哪

3．不需要太多钱生活

4．睡着的时候鼾声较小

5．记得自己为何大笑

6．能够自己站立

7．通常穿着衣服

8．喜欢软的食物

9．记得把自己的假牙放哪儿了

10．记得哪天是周末

我理想中的男人——修订版（72岁）

1．活着

2．能找到厕所

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