童言笑话：6、 How can I get into heaven? 我怎样才能去天堂

6. How can I get into heaven?

If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage1 sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven2? I asked the children in my class.

No! the children all answered.

If I cleaned the church3 everyday, mowed4 the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?

Again, the answer was, "No!"

Well, I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You have to be dead!"

Notes:

1. garage 车库

2. heaven 天堂

3. church 教堂

4. mow 割草，除草

我怎样才能去天堂

“如果我把房子和车卖了，在车库举行义卖，并把所有的钱给穷人，我能进天堂吗？”我问班里的孩子们。

孩子们齐声回答：“不能！”

“那如果我每天都打扫教堂，给院子的草坪割草，并且把东西都收拾得干净整洁，我会上天堂吗？”

回答还是“不能！”

“好吧”，我继续问，“那我要怎样才能升天堂呢？”

一个五岁的男孩儿叫道：“你得死了才行！”

Useful link:

Garage sale又可称作yard sale，tag sale，attic sale，moving sale，junk sale等，指的是西方一些私人家庭在车库门口或院子等处拍卖自己不需要的二手家用器皿。卖家无需纳税无需执照，买卖的物件通常都很新，品质也非常好，卖家通常因为要搬家或家里摆放不下等原因将这些物品半卖半送。