双语笑话：求职面试

Job interview

Three guys go in for a job interview，all at the same office．The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says，“What’s the first thing you see when you look at me？”The guy says，“That’s not too hard，you’ve got no ears．”The interviewer says，“That’s it，get out，you’ll never be seen around here again．”The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question．The applicant replies，“Uh，you’ve got no ears．”The interviewer throws the guy out，cursing and yelling that he’ll never get a job with his company．As he is leaving，the second guy warns the third guy，“Listen man，whatever you do，don’t say he hasn’t got any ears．He’s so touchy with the ear thing．”“Okay，”says the third man on his way into the office．Once inside he is told，“Name the first thing you notice when you look at me．”The guy answers，“That’s easy，you wear contacts．”The interviewer was flabbergasted，“How on earth did you know that，son？”“What？Are you stupid？You can’t wear glasses，you’ve got no ears！”

求职面试

三人在同一间办公室里参加求职面试。第一个人进去面试，考官说：“你见到我，首先看到的是什么？”求职者说：“这不困难，您没有耳朵。”考官道：“不错，你出去吧，我不会再在这儿看到你了。”轮到第二个人进去了，考官问了他同样的问题。求职者答道：“哦，您没有耳朵。”考官把他赶了出去，赌咒发誓说自己的公司永远都不会给他一个职位。第二个求职者一边离开一边警告第三个道：“听着，无论你做什么，千万不要说考官没有耳朵。他脾气太暴躁了，不允许别人提到他的耳朵。”“好吧。”第三个求职者说着走进了办公室。他刚一进去，考官就问道：“请告诉我，你见到我，首先看到的是什么？”求职者答道：“这个容易，您戴着隐形眼镜。”考官很是惊讶：“小伙子，你到底是怎么知道的？”“什么？你怎么这么笨？你不可能戴眼镜的，你根本就没有耳朵！”