双语笑话：怀孕的年轻新娘

young Pregnant Bride

An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling．“I’ve never been better！”he boasted．“I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child！What do you think about that？”

The doctor considered this for a moment，then said，“Let me tell you a story．I knew a guy who was an avid hunter．He never missed a season．But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun．So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him！He raised up his umbrella，pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle，and do you know what happened？”the doctor queried．

Dumbfounded，the old man replied，“No．”

The doctor continued，“The bear dropped dead in front of him！”

“That’s impossible！”exclaimed the old man．“Someone else must have shot that bear．”

“That’s kind of what I’m getting at...”replied the doctor．

怀孕的年轻新娘

一位80岁的老翁正在进行每年的例行体检，医生问他感觉怎样。“我从来没有感觉像现在这样好！”他夸耀道，“我那个18岁的新娘已经怀孕了，那可是我的孩子！您觉得如何？”

医生想了一会儿，说道：“我给你讲个故事。我认识一个痴迷的猎人。他从没错过任何一个捕猎季节。但是有一天他出去得太匆忙了，结果手里抓的不是猎枪，而是一把伞。他走进了树林，突然一只大灰熊出现在他面前！他举起伞，瞄准灰熊，扣动伞把，你知道下面发生了什么？”医生问道。

老翁愣了一下，答道：“不知道。”

医生继续说：“那只熊倒在他面前，死了！”

“怎么可能？”老翁大叫道，“一定是别人开枪打死了那只熊。”

“我也是这么想的……”医生回答道。