双语笑话：复印两份

Two Copies

A young blonde executive was leaving the office one evening when she noticed the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand．“Listen，”said the CEO，“this is important，and my assistant has left for the day．Can you make this thing work？”“Certainly，”she replied，flattered that the CEO had asked her for help．She turned the machine on，inserted the paper，and pressed the START button．“Excellent！”replied the CEO，“I’ll need two copies．”

复印两份

一天晚上，一位年轻的金发主管正准备下班，突然看见首席执行官手拿一份文件站在碎纸机前。“听着，”首席执行官说，“文件很重要，但今天我的助手不在。你能帮个忙吗？”“当然可以，”她答道，因为首席执行官找她帮忙而受宠若惊。于是她打开碎纸机，插入文件，按下“开始”键。“很好！”总裁答道，“我需要复印两份。”