双语笑话：逻辑

Logic

A college student was in a Philosophy class，where a class discussion about whether or not God exists was in progress．

The professor had the following logic：“Has anyone in this class heard God？”

Nobody spoke．

“Has anyone in this class touched God？”

Again，nobody spoke．

“Has anyone in this class seen God？”

When nobody spoke for the third time，he simply stated，“Then there is no GOD．”

The student did not like the sound of this at all，and asked for permission to speak．The professor granted it，and the student stood up and asked his classmates the following questions：

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain？”

Silence．

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain？”

Absolute silence．

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain？”

When nobody in the class dared to speak，the student concluded，“Then，according to our professor’s logic，it must be true that our professor has no brain！”

逻辑

一名大学生在上哲学课，班级同学正在讨论上帝是否存在。

教授谈了以下的逻辑：“这个班里，有没有人听见过上帝的声音？”

没有人说话。

“这个班里，有没有人触摸过上帝？”

还是没人说话。

“这个班里，有没有人见过上帝？”

当第三次无人说话时，他简单地陈述道：“那就是没有上帝。”

这名学生一点也不喜欢老师的这种逻辑，因此他要求教授允许他发言。教授同意了，学生站起来，问了他的同学们以下问题：

“这个班里，有没有人听见过老师大脑的声音？”

一片沉寂。

“这个班里，有没有人触摸过老师的大脑？”

又是死一般的沉默。

“这个班里，有没有人见过老师的大脑？”

班里没有一个人敢说话，这时学生总结道：“那么，根据我们老师的逻辑，我们的老师一定没有大脑。”