双语笑话：妈妈要吃你的手指

Mommy is Going to Eat your Fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation，my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed．At one point，she said，“Mom，look at this，”and stuck out two of her fingers．Trying to keep her entertained，I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said，“Mommy gonna eat your fingers！”pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again．When I returned，my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face．I said，“What’s wrong，honey？”“Mommy，where’s my booger？”

妈妈要吃你的手指

我正忙着为度假收拾行李，三岁的女儿也正在床上玩得兴高采烈。这时，她说：“妈妈，看这儿。”她说着伸出了两个手指。我想和她玩玩，于是把头伸过去，边用嘴吸吮她的手指边说：“妈妈想吃你的手指哦！”我假装吃了她手指，然后走出了房间。当我回来后，见我的女儿正满脸疑惑地站在床上盯着自己的手指。我问她：“怎么了，宝贝？”“妈妈，我手上的鼻屎哪儿去了？”