双语笑话：上帝丢了

An APB on God

A couple had two little boys，aged eight and ten，who were excessively mischievous．

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town，their two young sons were involved in some capacity．The parents were at their wit’s end as to what to do about their sons’behavior．

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past，so they contacted him，and he agreed to give it his best shot．He asked to see the boys individually，so the eight-yearold was sent to meet with him first．The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly，“Where is God？”

The boy made no response，so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone，“Where is God？”

Again the boy made no attempt to answer，so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face，“WHERE IS GOD？”At that，the boy bolted from the room，ran directly home，and slammed himself in his closet．His older brother followed him into the closet and said，“What happened？”

The younger brother replied，“We are in BIG trouble this time．God is missing and they think we did it！”

上帝丢了

一对夫妇有两个儿子，一个八岁，一个十岁，他们都非常淘气。

两个孩子经常惹麻烦。以至于他们的父母都相信如果小镇上有什么恶作剧出现，一定有自己孩子们的份。为了约束孩子的行为，父母绞尽脑汁。

父母听说小镇上有个牧师曾经成功地训导过许多孩子，便找到牧师，牧师答应尽自己最大的努力试试看。他要求分别约见两个孩子，先是八岁的男孩被带着去见牧师。牧师让男孩坐下后，严厉地问道：“上帝在哪儿？”

男孩毫无反应，牧师又以更加严厉的语调重复这个问题：“上帝在哪儿？”

男孩仍然没有回答的意思，因此牧师把声音提得更高了，并用手指指着男孩的脸厉声问道：“上帝到底在哪儿？”这时，男孩跑出了房间，径直逃回家去，砰的一声把自己关在了房间里。他的哥哥紧跟着进来问道：“怎么了？”

小男孩答道：“这次，我们有大麻烦了。上帝丢了，他们认为是我们干的！”