双语笑话：再见妈妈

Bye Mom

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around．Thinking nothing of it，he ignored her and continued on．Finally he went to the checkout line，but she got in front of him．“Pardon me，”she said，“I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable．It’s just that you look just like my son，who I haven’t seen for a long time．”“That’s a shame，”replied the young man．“Is there anything I can do for you？”“Yes，”she said，“As I’m leaving，can you say‘Goodbye，Mother！’？It would make me feel so much better．”“Sure，”answered the young man．As the old woman was leaving，he called out，“Goodbye，Mother！”As he stepped up to the checkout counter，he saw that his total was $227.95．“How can that be？”he asked，“I only purchased a few things！”“Your mother said that you would pay for her，”said the clerk．

再见妈妈

一个青年人在超市里边逛边挑选商品，他注意到有个老妇人跟着自己。他没当回事，也不理她，继续逛着。最后当他排队等待结账时，老妇人走到他前面。“打扰了，”老妇人说，“如果盯着你看让你感到不舒服，我很抱歉。因为你太像我儿子了，而我又很长时间没有见到他了。”“真是遗憾，”他说，“我能为你做点什么吗？”“太好了，”老妇人说，“我走时你能对我说‘再见，妈妈’吗？我会感到很开心的。”“当然可以。”他答道。于是老妇人走时他大喊：“再见，妈妈！”当他在收银台结账时，发现总额为227.95美元。“怎么这么多钱？”他问，“我只买了几样东西！”“你妈妈说她买的东西也由你付钱。”收银员说。