双语笑话：晕机

Airsick

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later，a big，heavy，strong，meanlooking，hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick，but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can’t climb over him，and so the little guy is sitting there，looking at the big guy，trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly，the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can’t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up，looks down，and sees the vomit all over him.

“So，”says the little guy，“are you feeling better now？”

晕机

一个小个子坐在飞机靠窗的位子。

几分钟以后，一个身材魁梧、体格健壮、一脸凶相的大块头男子扑通一声坐在他旁边的位子上，马上就呼呼入睡了。

小个子开始感到有一点点晕机，但是他不敢吵醒旁边的那个大家伙，问能不能去卫生间。他也知道自己无法从他身上翻过去。因此小个子就坐在那儿，看着那个大家伙，绞尽脑汁地想该怎么办。

突然，飞机遇上了一股气流，小个子突然感到一阵无法抑制的恶心袭遍全身。他再也控制不住了，全吐在了这个大个子的身上。

五分钟以后，大个子醒来，看见自己身上全是呕吐物。

“吐过后，”小个子说，“你觉得好点了吗？”