双语笑话：别喝我的酒

Not My Drink

There’s this guy at a bar，just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then，this big troublemaking truck driver steps next to him，takes the drink from the guy，and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says，“Come on man，I was just joking. Here，I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”

“No，it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First，I fall asleep，and I go late to my office. My boss，outrageous，fires me. When I leave the building to my car，I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home，and when I leave it，I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home，and when I get there，I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home，and come to this bar. And when I am thinking about putting an end to my life，you show up and drink my poison...

别喝我的酒

酒吧里有个人，呆呆地看着自己的酒，足足有半个小时。这时，一个爱惹事的卡车司机走到他跟前，拿起那杯酒，一口气喝了下去。

这个可怜的人开始大哭起来。卡车司机说道：“喂，朋友，我只是开个玩笑。好吧，我再给你买一杯，我就是见不得男人哭。”

“不，不是这么回事。今天是我一生中最倒霉的日子。首先，我睡过了头，上班迟到。老板大怒，炒了我鱿鱼。于是我离开办公室，去开我的车，却发现车被偷了。警察说他们对此事无能为力。我只好打的回家，下车后，我才记起把钱包和信用卡忘在了车上，而车已经开走了。我只有回家，到家后发现我的妻子和园丁睡在一起。接着，我就离开家，来到了这个酒吧。当我正打算结束自己的生命时，你出现了，还喝了我的毒酒。”