双语笑话：酗酒的鸭子

Drunken Duck

A duck walks into a drugstore，and asks the cashier if he has any beer. The man says，“No，this is a drugstore，we don’t sell beer here.”The duck leaves，and returns home.

The next day，he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man then replies，“I told you yesterday！We don’t sell beer here！If you ask me one more time，I am going to nail your feet to the floor！”The duck leaves again.

One final time the duck enters the store the next day，and this time he says，“Do you have any nails？”The man replies，“No.”The duck then says，“Do you have any beer？”

酗酒的鸭子

一只鸭子走进一家药店，问收银员是否有啤酒卖。那人说：“没有，这是药店，我们这儿不卖啤酒。”鸭子离开了，回到家中。

第二天，它又来到店里再次问收银员。那人回答道：“我昨天已经告诉你了，我们这里不卖啤酒！如果你再问我一次，我就拿钉子把你的脚掌钉在地板上！”鸭子再次离开了。

第三天，鸭子又来到店里，这次它说道：“你有钉子吗？”那人答道：“没有。”鸭子然后说：“你有啤酒卖吗？”