双语笑话：向母亲告别

Say Goodbye to Mother

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab，turn on a night light，cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.

The taxi arrives，and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs，with the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn’t want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.“He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.“Sorry I took so long，”he says，as they drive away.“Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out！Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard！”

The cab driver hit a parked car.

向母亲告别

晚上，一对夫妇打扮停当，准备出去。他们打电话叫了一辆出租车，然后打开了一盏夜灯，把他们心爱的长尾小鹦鹉藏好，并把家猫弄到了后院。

出租车到了，他们打开前门准备离开。突然，那只猫迅捷地溜回屋内。他们不想把猫关在屋内，因为它总是想吃掉那只鹦鹉。妻子出门走向出租车，丈夫则返回屋内。猫跑到了楼上，丈夫在后面拼命追赶。

妻子不想让出租车司机知道自己的家里马上就空无一人，说丈夫马上就出来。“他就是上楼跟我的母亲告别。”

几分钟以后，丈夫钻进了出租车，车开了。“对不起，我来晚了。”他说道，“那个蠢婆娘一直躲在床底下。我得拿个衣架把她给钩出来！然后我用一床毯子把她裹着，这样她的爪子就抓不到我了。这方法真有效。我拖着她的肥屁股下楼，把她扔到了后院。”

出租车司机撞上了一辆停着的汽车。