双语笑话：逛商场

Visit to the Mall

A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at Lakeside Mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw，but especially by two shiny，silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father，“What is this，Father？”The father responded，“Son，I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is！”

While the boy and his father were watching widely-eyed，an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son，“Go and get your Mother.”

逛商场

一个来自第三世界国家的男孩和他的父亲正在逛湖滨商场。几乎所有的东西对他们来说都很新鲜，尤其是那两扇亮闪闪的、银白色的墙，它们竟然能够分开，再一起合上。

男孩问他的父亲：“爸爸，这是什么？”父亲答道：“儿子，我这辈子都没见过这玩艺儿，不知道是什么。”

正当父子俩瞪大了眼睛看的时候，一位坐着轮椅的老奶奶来到了墙跟前，按了个按钮。墙一分为二，老奶奶从中间进入一间小屋子。墙又合上了。父子俩发现墙上那些小圆圈里的数字都亮了起来。接着，他们看到这些圆圈里的数字又依次反方向地亮了起来。墙再一次打开，一个24岁的性感女子走了出来。

父亲对儿子说：“快叫你妈妈过来。”