双语笑话：加油站

Gas Station

There were three girls in a car，a brunette，a redhead，and a blonde，when the car suddenly broke down. It was miles to the nearest gas station，so the girls quickly grabbed supplies for the long walk. The brunette brought water，the redhead brought food，and the blonde removed one of the car’s doors and brought it. When they finally arrived，the gas station attendant said to the brunette，“Why did you bring water？”The brunette replied，“Duh，in case we get thirsty，so we can drink.”Next the gas station attendant asked the redhead why she brought food.“Duh，”the redhead replied，“in case we get hungry，we can eat.”Finally he asked the blonde the question he was really curious about.“Why did you bring the car door？”“Duh，”the blonde replied，“in case we get hot，we can roll down the window.”

加油站

一辆车上坐着黑发的、红发的和金发的三个女孩，车突然坏了，而离最近的加油站还有数英里。于是女孩子们带着补给品准备长途跋涉。黑发女孩带着水，红发女孩带着食品，而金发女孩却卸下了车门带着。当她们最终到达加油站时，加油员问黑发女孩：“你干吗带着水？”那女孩答道：“咄！万一我们渴了有水喝。”加油员又接着问红发女孩为什么带着食物。红发女孩答道：“我们饿时可以吃点东西。”最后他很奇怪地问金发女孩：“你怎么带着车门？”金发女孩答道：“哦，万一热了，我们可以摇下车窗。”