双语语言笑话：909　Military Intelligence 军事情报部

英语笑话

909　Military Intelligence 军事情报部

My job is to give service members and their families tours of the demilitarized zone in South Korea. Before taking people to a lookout point to view North Korea, we warn visitors to watch their heads climbing the stairs, as there is a low overhang. The tour guide, first to the top, gets to see how many people have not heeded his advice. On one tour I watched almost an entire unit hit their heads one after another as they came up the stairs. Curious, I asked their commander what unit they were from. “Military intelligence,” he replied.

我的工作是带领我们的工作人员及其家属到韩国的非军事区去参观。在进入瞭望朝鲜的瞭望塔之前，我们会警告大家上楼梯的时候要小心自己的头，不要撞到那个很低的凸出物。导游先上去，然后看看有多少人没有听他的忠告。有一次，我看到一个单位的人在上楼梯的时候，一个接一个，几乎每个人的头都撞到了。出于好奇，我问他们的司令他们属于哪个部门。他回答说：“军事情报部。”（译者注：intelligence，情报、智能）