双语黑色笑话：900　Protective Surveillance 保护监控

英语笑话

900　Protective Surveillance 保护监控

It had been a nerve-racking experience for my attorney husband. He was working with the FBI on a federal operation. Worried for his safety, they put him under protective surveillance. Finally the FBI told him they had rounded up all the criminals and were lifting the surveillance. A few days later my relieved spouse was on the phone, telling his brother about the whole adventure. “Did you happen to mention to the FBI that you have an identical twin?” his horrified brother interrupted. “Who lives next door?”

这是我的律师丈夫一段极度焦虑不安的经历。他和联邦调查局合作搞一次联邦行动。他们担心他的安全，就将他置于保护监控之中。最后，联邦调查局告诉他说，所有的罪犯都已抓获，他的监控撤销了。几天以后，我的丈夫打电话给他的弟弟，告诉他整个的冒险经历。他的弟弟被吓坏了，打断他说：“你有没有告诉联邦调查局，你有一个长得一模一样的孪生兄弟就住在隔壁？”