双语黑色笑话：885　Our dog ate your lunch 我们的狗吃了你的午饭

英语笑话

885　Our dog ate your lunch 我们的狗吃了你的午饭

A mechanic does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard asked, “Mind if our new guard dog practices sniffing your truck?” He obliged and the dog went to work. Almost immediately, it latched onto a scent and jumped into the truck bed, sniffing furiously. He grew nervous. There were no drugs, no weapons. What could the dog be after? A few minutes later, the guard approached him. “Sorry,” he said sheepishly. “Our dog ate your lunch.”

一个机械师为空军学院做活。有一天，一个警卫问他是不是在意让他们新来的警卫狗练习闻一闻他的小型卡车。他答应了，狗就开始工作。它几乎马上就锁定一处，跳上了车槽，狂暴地嗅。他有点紧张。那里既没有毒品，又没有武器。那狗能找什么呢？几分钟以后，警卫朝他走来，不好意思地说：“对不起，我们的狗吃了你的午饭。”