双语黑色笑话：884　Practicing on my father's clients 在我父亲的客户那里练的

英语笑话

884　Practicing on my father's clients 在我父亲的客户那里练的

Shortly after reporting to the 101st Airborne Division, we were ordered to fall out in our dress uniforms. Only problem was, I didn't know how to tie a necktie. So I asked the guy in the next bunk for help. “Sure,” he said. “Lie down.” Confused, I lay down on the bunk and he tied my tie. “Sorry, but this is the only way I know how,” he said. “Comes from practicing on my father's clients.” “What does your father do?” “He's a mortician.”

在向101空降师报到以后不久，我们就接到命令换上我们的正式军装。唯一的问题是我不会系领带。我请我隔壁床上的伙伴帮忙。他说：“行，你躺下吧。”我摸不着头脑，躺到铺上，他替我系上领带。他说：“对不起，我只会这样系。这是在我父亲的客户那里练出来的。”“你父亲是干什么的？”“他是殡葬工人。”