双语黑色笑话：866　Where's the car? 你的车在哪里？

英语笑话

866　Where's the car? 你的车在哪里？

My wife was exasperated with her younger brother, who bought an unreliable car and called her for a ride every time it broke down. One day she got another of those calls. “What happened this time?” she asked. “My brakes went out,” her brother said. “Can you come and get me?” “Where are you ?” my wife asked. “I'm in the drugstore,” her brother responded. “And where's the car?” “In here with me.”

我太太被她的弟弟搞得很恼火。她弟弟买了一辆破车。每次车子发生故障就打电话给她，要搭便车。有一天，她又接到这样一个电话。她问：“这次出什么事了？”她弟弟回答说：“我的刹车失灵了。你能过来接我吗？”我太太问：“你在哪里？”她弟弟回答说：“我在药店里。”“你的车在哪里？”“也在药店里。和我在一起。”