双语黑色笑话：864　Good Facts about Abraham Lincoln 亚伯拉罕·林肯做的好事

英语笑话

864　Good Facts about Abraham Lincoln 亚伯拉罕·林肯做的好事

I was grading history tests for my fourth-graders. I'd included an extra credit question: “List up to five good facts about Abraham Lincoln.” One of my D students surprised me with this one: “After the war ended, Lincoln took his wife to a show.”

我正在批阅小学四年级学生的历史考卷。这次考试我加了一道附加题：“列举亚伯拉罕·林肯做的五件好事”。一个成绩很差的学生出乎意料地回答说：“战争结束以后，林肯带他的妻子去看戏。”