双语黑色笑话：862　How many cars did you hit? 你撞了几辆车？

英语笑话

862　How many cars did you hit? 你撞了几辆车？

I was getting into my car when I noticed a dent. On the windshield was a note and a phone number from the driver. “I feel terrible,” the woman apologized when I called. “I hit your car as I was pulling into the next parking spot.” “Please, don't worry,” I said to her. “I'm sure our insurance companies will take care of everything.” “Thank you for your understanding,” she said. “You're so much nicer than the man I hit on the way out.”

我要进我的车里，看到车被撞了一个坑。那个司机在我的车的挡风玻璃上留了一个条，上面有电话号码。我打电话过去的时候，那个女人道歉说：“真对不起，我在停到你隔壁的停车位的时候撞到了你的车。”我对她说：“别担心，我们双方的保险公司肯定会处理好一切的。”她说：“谢谢你的理解。你比我开出来的时候撞到的那个男人好多了。”