双语黑色笑话：856　I've just been de-wormed 我刚才吃了驱虫药

英语笑话

856　I've just been de-wormed 我刚才吃了驱虫药

Mike, our boxer, hated taking his medicine. After a lot of trial and error my father eventually figured out the simplest way to get it into him: blow it down his throat with something called a pill tube. So Dad put the large tablet in one end of the tube, forced the dog's jaws open, and poked the other end into his mouth. Then, just as my father inhaled to blow, Mike coughed. A startled look appeared on Dad's face. He opened his eyes wide and swallowed hard. “I think I've just been de-wormed,” he gasped.

我们的斗拳狗麦克讨厌吃药。经过多次试验和失败，我父亲最后发现最简单的喂药方法是用一种叫做药片管的东西，把药吹进他的喉咙。于是，我父亲把一个大药片放在管子的一头，把狗的嘴掰开，把管子的另一头伸进狗的嘴里。就在我父亲吸气要吹的时候，麦克咳嗽了。父亲的脸上出现了惊恐的表情，他睁大了眼睛，困难地吞咽着说：“我想我刚才吃了驱虫药。”