双语黑色笑话：854　The First Ride 第一次骑车

英语笑话

854　The First Ride 第一次骑车

When our daughter was big enough to ride on the back of my bicycle, I bought a special carrier with a seat belt and got her a little helmet. The day of the first ride I put her in the seat, double-checked all the equipment, wheeled the bike to the end of the driveway, carefully looked both ways and, swinging my leg up over the crossbar, accidentally kicked her in the chin.

当我的女儿大到可以坐在我的自行车后面的时候，我买了一个专用的、有安全带的车座，并且给她买了一顶小头盔。第一次骑的那一天，我把她放在车座上，认真检查了所有的装备，推着自行车到私人车道的尽头，小心地看了看两边的车辆，然后把腿甩过横梁，却一不小心踢到了我女儿的下巴。