双语黑色笑话：849　But you don't have a pool 可是你没有游泳池

英语笑话

849　But you don't have a pool 可是你没有游泳池

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don't have a maid,” says the man. The woman says, “I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.” The man says, “Well, this is her husband. Is she there?” The woman replies, “She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband.” The guy is fuming and says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?” The maid says, “What will I have to do?” The man tells her, “I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.” The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone, “What do I do with the bodies?” The man says, “Throw them in the swimming pool.” Puzzled, the maid answers, “But you don't have a pool.” A long pause, and the man says, “Is this 567-5309?”

一个男人给家里打电话，一个陌生女人接电话。男人问：“你是谁？”女人回答：“我是女佣人。”男人说：“我们没有佣人。”女人说：“我是今天上午女主人雇来的。”男人说：“嗯，我是她的丈夫。她在吗？”女人说：“她在楼上卧室里和我以为是她丈夫的人睡觉。”男人火了，对女佣人说：“你想不想赚五万块钱？”女人问：“那我得干什么？”男人告诉她说：“我想让你到写字台去拿我的枪，打死这个婊子和那个和她睡在一起的傻瓜。”女佣人放下了电话。男人听见脚步声，还有两声枪响。女佣人回来接电话：“我怎么处理这两具尸体？”男人说：“把他们扔进游泳池里。”女佣人一头雾水：“可是你没有游泳池。”男人停顿了很长时间以后问：“你的电话号码是567-5309吗？”