英语笑话 - 婚姻篇：775　He wouldn't be my type 他不会是我喜欢的类型

英语笑话

775　He wouldn't be my type 他不会是我喜欢的类型

Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots—outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess. “I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this,” she sighed. “Look on the bright side,” I suggested. “If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me.” Still staring at the pile, she said, “Nah. He wouldn't be my type.”

野鸭诱子、钓鱼竿、靴子，各种各样的户外装备在车库里堆积如山。有一天我看见太太盯着这堆杂乱的脏东西叹息说：“我希望死在你前面。这样我就不用去扔这些东西了。”我说：“要往好的方面想。如果我死在你前面，你可以在报纸上登一则广告。当所有的男人都来买这些东西的时候，你就可以挑一个人来代替我。”她仍然盯着看这堆东西，说：“不，他不会是我喜欢的类型。”