儿童英语笑话：How many birds left? 还剩几只鸟？

英语笑话

717　How many birds left? 还剩几只鸟

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” Johnny replies, “None, they all fly away with the first gun shot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then, Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice-cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream. Which one is married?” The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.” To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

老师问学生：“有五只鸟站在篱笆上，你开枪打死其中一只，还剩几只？”强尼回答说：“一只都不剩，都飞走了。”老师说：“正确的答案是四。不过，我喜欢你动脑子。”接着，小强尼说：“我要问你一个问题。三个女人坐在长条凳上吃冰淇淋。一个优美地舔冰淇淋的边；第二个狼吞虎咽地吃掉顶部，然后吸蛋卷；第三个正在咬冰淇淋的顶。她们中谁结婚了？”老师面红耳赤地回答说：“嗯，我想是狼吞虎咽地吃掉顶部，然后吸蛋卷的那个。”小强尼说：“正确的答案是戴结婚戒指的那个。不过，我喜欢你动脑子。”