英语笑话 - 老人篇：623　If you're that surprised 如果你那样喜出望外

英语笑话

623　If you're that surprised 如果你那样喜出望外

Like all growing boys, my teenage grandson, Mike, was constantly hungry. I went to my refrigerator to find something he might like to eat. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, I spotted a bowl of leftover chili. “Hey, Mike,” I called out excitedly. He came running into the kitchen. “Look! I found some chili.” Struggling to be polite, he said, “If you're that surprised, I'm not really sure I want it.”

我的十几岁的孙子麦克也和其他正在长身体的男孩一样，一天到晚总是饿。我到冰箱那里看看有没有什么他爱吃的东西。我乱翻了一阵，把牛奶和果汁盒子挪到一边，找到一碗吃剩的辣椒。我兴奋地喊起来：“嗨，麦克！”他冲进厨房。“瞧，我找到了一些辣椒。”他尽量有礼貌地耸耸肩膀说：“如果你那样喜出望外，我想我不能吃。”