双语医患笑话：405　I can't wake my doctor 我不能叫醒我的医生

英语笑话

405　I can't wake my doctor 我不能叫醒我的医生

As a veterinarian, I was called at home in the middle of the night by a woman in distress. She had swallowed her dog's heart worm pill by mistake. I knew it wouldn't harm her, but by law, I'm forbidden to give medical advice. “If your dog had swallowed your pill, then you'd call me,” I explained. “In this case, you really should consult with your own physician.” “But it's one in the morning!” she exclaimed. “I can't wake my doctor.”

我是一个兽医。有一天半夜，一个苦恼的妇人打电话到我家里。她误吃了她的狗的心脏蠕虫药片。我知道这对她没什么危害。但是，法律不允许我做医药方面的建议。我对她解释说：“如果你的狗吃了你的药，你应该打电话找我。而现在这种情况，你实在应该问你自己的医生。”她大喊：“可现在是凌晨一点钟，我不能叫醒我的医生！”