双语医患笑话：378　Poisonous or not 有没有毒

英语笑话

378　Poisonous or not 有没有毒

I am a medical student currently doing a research in toxicology at The Poison Control Center. Today, a woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful, and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

我是医学院的学生，正在毒物控制中心做毒物学的研究。今天有一个女人打电话来。她非常不安，因为她发现她的小女儿在吃蚂蚁。我很快地叫她放心，因为蚂蚁没有毒。她不必把孩子带到医院去。她平静了下来。在谈话快结束的时候，她提到她让她的女儿吃了一些杀蚂蚁的药来杀掉吃进去的蚂蚁。我告诉她，最好马上带她的女儿到急诊室去。