双语医患笑话：370　Comments Taken from Hospital Charts 病历里摘录下来的精彩文字

英语笑话

370　Comments Taken from Hospital Charts 病历里摘录下来的精彩文字

Ever wonder what medical personnel scribble on those clipboards attached to the foot of the bed? Here are some incredible comments taken from hospital charts: “The patient refused autopsy,” “The patient has no previous history of suicides,” “She is numb from her toes down,” “Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities,” “Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.”

你有没有想过医护人员会在挂在病床腿上的夹子板上乱涂些什么？下面是从医院病历里摘录下来的精彩文字：“病人拒绝验尸”；“病人以前无自杀史”；“她从脚趾以下麻木”；“病人有两个十几岁的孩子，但是没有其他不正常”；“出院状态：活着，但没有我的许可”。