双语法律笑话：355　How are you feeling? 你觉得怎么样？

英语笑话

355　How are you feeling? 你觉得怎么样？

Farmer Mark decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Mark.

“Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?”

“Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...”

“I didn't ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. “Just answer the question. Did you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?”

“Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer...”

“Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

Judge asked Farmer Mark to tell what happened.

“Well,” said the farmer, “As I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the red and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, ‘Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?’”

农夫马克觉得他在最近这次事故中受的伤足以将负有责任的卡车公司告上法庭。在法庭上，卡车公司的昂贵的律师在盘问农夫马克：“你是不是在事故现场说你没事？”

农夫马克说：“让我来告诉你事情的经过。我刚把我心爱的骡子贝西装上……”

律师打断他说：“我没有问你细节。你只要回答问题，你是不是在事故现场说你没事？”

“嗯，我刚把我心爱的骡子贝西装上拖车……”

“法官，我是想建立这样的事实，这个男人在事故现场对高速公路巡警说他没事。可是过了好几个星期以后他来告我的委托人。我认为这是欺诈。请你让他回答我的问题。”

法官让农夫马克说说事情的经过。农夫说：“嗯，就像我刚才说的，我刚把我心爱的骡子贝西装上拖车，这辆巨大的载重车闯红灯，撞在我的一侧。我被撞进一条沟，贝西被撞进另一条沟。我被撞得很厉害，不想动。但是我能听见贝西在呻吟。一听声音我就知道她的情况很严重。事故发生以后不久，一个高速公路巡警来到现场。他听见贝西的呻吟，就过去看她。他看了她以后就拔出手枪对着她两眼之间开了一枪。然后这个巡警从路那边走过来，手里拿着枪，看着我说：‘你的骡子情况那么糟，我只好把她打死了。你觉得怎么样？’”