双语官僚笑话：342　It's your land 这是你的地

英语笑话

342　It's your land 这是你的地

Wanting to build on some property I own, I paid a visit to the county planning office. “Okay, here is a list of trees you may not cut down. And here are the state strictures about wetlands development,” the woman said. “I was wondering if I could drive my ATV on it?” I asked tentatively. “Hey, it's your land,” she replied. “You can do whatever you want with it.”

我想在属于我的土地上搞一些建筑，就到县计划办公室去了一次。那个妇人说：“这是一张不准砍伐的树木清单。这是州里对于湿地开发的限制规定。”我试探性地问：“我能不能在上面开我的全天候汽车？”她回答说：“嘿，这是你的地，你想干什么都行！”