双语警察笑话：502　A Psychic Suspect 通灵的嫌疑犯

英语笑话

502　A Psychic Suspect 通灵的嫌疑犯

We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing person case. “She gave them eerily detailed instructions on where to find the body,” the instructor said. “In fact, the detectives did find the body just as she had described. Now, what would you call this type of person?” While the rest of us pondered the question, a sheriff's officer taking the class raised his hand and replied, “A suspect.”

我们在听比较宗教学有关通灵现象的讲座。我们的老师告诉我们一个女人协助警察调查一宗失踪案的故事。老师说：“她给了他们离奇详细的指令，到哪里去找那个尸体。事实上，侦探们确实像她所描述的那样找到了尸体。那么，你们把这一类人称为什么呢？”当我们都在想这个问题的时候，我们班上一个从县警察局来的警察举手回答说：“嫌疑犯。”