双语警察笑话：484　A Bad Day for the Couple 夫妻双双被抓

英语笑话

484　A Bad Day for the Couple 夫妻双双被抓

Rushing to a bridge tournament, I was pulled over for going 43 in a 35 MPH zone. “What'll I tell my husband?” I worried, explaining to the police officer that he was a self-described “perfect” driver. The cop took a second look at the name and address on my license. “Did your husband go duck hunting this morning?” he asked. Baffled, I answered, “Yes.” “I stopped him for going 47.”

急着去参加桥牌锦标赛，我在限速每小时35英里的区段开43，被警察抓到。我担心该怎么向我的丈夫交代。我向警察解释说，我丈夫自称他是“完美的”司机。警察又看了一下我驾驶执照上的姓名和地址，问：“你丈夫今天早上是不是去打野鸭子？”我困惑地说：“是。”“他开47被我抓到了。”