愚人笑话：I only have a ten 我只有一张十美元的

267　I only have a ten 我只有一张十美元的

My mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so I decided to buy her one as a gift. The problem was I wasn't sure what to get, because it was an odd size. I called home and my brother answered the phone. “Measure the bed frame for me, please,” I asked him. “I don't have a tape measure.” “You can use a dollar bill,” I suggested. “Each one is six inches long.” “Can't,” he replied after digging through his wallet. “I only have a ten.”

英语笑话天天更

我妈妈需要一个新的弹簧床垫放在她的古董床上。我决定买一个送给她。问题是我不知道怎么买，因为它的尺寸很特别。我打电话回家，是我弟弟接电话。我请他量一下床框的尺寸。他说：“我没有皮带尺。”我建议说：“你可以用一张一美元的钞票。每一张都是六英寸。”他把钱包翻了个遍，然后说：“不成。我只有一张十美元的。”（说明：美元钞票都是一样大小的。）