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愚人笑话:Can I have my dog back? 能不能把我的狗还给我?

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2018年10月07日

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259 Can I have my dog back? 能不能把我的狗还给我?

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. “Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?” The shepherd was puzzled but agreed. Out of the blue, she blurted out “352!” He was stunned but kept his word and allowed her to pick out a sheep. She picked out the cutest one. He looked at her and said, “If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?”

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有一位金发女郎,因为听腻了关于金发女郎的笑话,决定把头发染成棕色。随后她开车到乡村去,碰见一个牧羊人正赶着羊群过马路。“喂,牧羊人,如果我猜对你有多少只羊,你能送给我一只吗?”牧羊人有点发懵,不过还是同意了。她凭空瞎喊了一个数字“352!”牧羊人大吃一惊,就让她挑一只羊。她挑了一只最漂亮的。牧羊人看着她说:“如果我能猜出你头发的真正颜色,你能不能把我的狗还给我?”


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