愚人笑话：A jigsaw puzzle too hard 拼图游戏太难

249　A jigsaw puzzle too hard 拼图游戏太难

Mike gets a call from his blond girlfriend, Lisa. “I've got a problem,” says Lisa. “What's the matter?” asks Mike. “Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges.” “What's the picture of?” asks Mike. “It's of a big Rooster,” replies Lisa. “All right,” says Mike, “I'll come over and have a look.” So he goes over to Lisa's house and Lisa leads Mike into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. Mike looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Lisa and says, “For Pete's sake, put the Cornflakes back in the box.”

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麦克接到他的金发女友丽莎的电话。丽莎说：“我碰到麻烦了。”麦克问：“什么事？”丽莎说：“我买了一盒拼图游戏，但是太难了。哪块跟哪块也拼不到一起，还找不到边在哪里。”麦克问道：“那是一幅什么画？”“大公鸡。”“好，我过去看看。”麦克到了丽莎的家，丽莎带他到厨房，让他看桌子上的拼图游戏。他看了看桌子上的拼图游戏，转身对丽莎说：“看在上帝的分上，你把这些玉米片放回盒子里去吧。”