美国流行笑话：Bad Golf and Clean Language 球臭话干净

221　Bad Golf and Clean Language 球臭话干净

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time on the golf course. After several horrible shots, their caddy asked, “Are you guys priests?” “Actually, yes,” one cleric replied. “Why?” “Because,” said the caddy, “I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language.”
趁着纽约一个风和日丽的好天气，我弟弟和另外三个神父脱去了他们的神职服装，穿上打高尔夫球的服装，来到高尔夫球场。打了几杆烂球之后，他们的小弟（打高尔夫球的服务生）问他们：“你们都是神父吧？”其中一人回答说：“是啊。你怎么知道的？”小弟回答说：“因为我从来没看见有人球打得这么臭，而话说得这么干净的。”