美国流行笑话：Drive-thru closed 免下车通道关闭

209　Drive-thru closed 免下车通道关闭

A van was out-of-control and hit the front of my furniture store, left a big hole in the display window. I wasn't about to close down. On the contrary, after boarding up the front of the building, I spray-painted the following message on the plywood: “Store open. Drive-thru closed.”
一辆小型载重汽车失去控制，撞进我的家具店的门脸，在橱窗上留下一个大洞。我没打算关门停业。相反，我用木板把前面挡了一下之后，又用喷漆在胶合板上写了几个字：“本店照常营业，免下车通道关闭。”