美国流行笑话：I won't hurt you 我不会伤害你

199　I won't hurt you 我不会伤害你

One day, a man brought in an African Grey Parrot to have its beak and wings trimmed. The owner warned that the bird disliked these procedures and was apt to bite. I donned thick gloves and cautiously opened the cage. The parrot stepped out and, looking up at me, said, “Don't worry, I won't hurt you.”
有一天，一个男子带着一只非洲灰鹦鹉来修剪它的嘴和翅膀。他警告说，这只鸟不喜欢这个过程，会咬人。我戴上厚厚的手套，小心翼翼地打开鸟笼子的门。这只鹦鹉走出来，抬头看看我说：“别担心。我不会伤害你。”