美国流行笑话：Psychic 特异功能

191　Psychic 特异功能

When a woman came through my cashier's line, her purchase came to twenty dollars. “That's what I had in my hand. You must be psychic,” she joked. “I am,” I teased. “I knew exactly how much you wanted to spend.” The next customer stepped up and, looking at me with a big grin, pulled out a one-dollar bill.
一位妇女到我的收款台来付款。她买的东西是20美元。她开玩笑地说：“这正好是我手里的钱数。你一定有特异功能。”我也逗笑说：“我是有特异功能。我准确地知道你想要花多少钱。”这时候，下一个顾客走上来，咧嘴笑着看着我，抽出一张一美元的票子。