美国流行笑话：No sequels 再没有续集了

190　No sequels 再没有续集了

As a chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed, however, when I adopted a kitten. The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten “the Book.” One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier. A student stopped me and asked, “Where are you taking the Book?” I explained that I was bringing the kitten to the vet. “She's getting neutered today,” I told him. “Hmm,” the student responded, “No sequels.”
我是大学学生宿舍的牧师。按理讲我应该遵守学校的所有规定，其中包括不准养宠物。然而，当我领养了一只小猫以后就改变了。在我们宿舍住的一年级新生为我保守秘密。他们把小猫叫成“那本书”来掩盖。一天早上我把小猫装进笼子，提着它离开宿舍楼。一个学生拦住我问：“你要把那本书拿到哪里去？”我告诉他，我要带她到兽医那里去，今天要给她做阉割手术。那个学生说：“嗯，再没有续集了。”