美国流行笑话：Cut meetings short 缩短会议

189　Cut meetings short 缩短会议

Long, unproductive meetings are often the bane of corporate life. I have come up with what just might be the perfect way to cut business conferences short before they start rambling out of control. There comes a time when I announce, “All those oppose to my plan say, ‘I resign.’” End of meeting.
长而无结果的会议常常是公司的灾星。为了缩短业务会议，免得漫无边际地失控，我想出一种也许是最好的办法。时间到了我就宣布：“所有反对我的计划的人说，‘我辞职’。”会议就结束了。