美国流行笑话：Want to borrow my car? 要不要借我的汽车？

180　Want to borrow my car? 要不要借我的汽车？

Our neighbor loaned me his chain saw to trim some tree branches. While I was using it, the engine burned out. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new saw to replace it. When I offered it to our neighbor, he thanked me but said, “Keep it. I'll borrow it when I need it.” I was turning away when his eyes lit up. “Hey,” he asked, “want to borrow my car?”
我从邻居那里借来链式锯修剪树枝。我在用的过程中，把马达烧了。我不想把一台损坏的设备还回去，就去买了一台新的。当我把它还给邻居的时候，他谢绝了：“你留着吧。我要用的时候找你借。”我转身要走的时候他的眼睛亮了起来，他问：“嘿，要不要借我的汽车？”