美国流行笑话：Wearing masks 带着面具

170　Wearing masks 带着面具

Sounds of crashing and banging in the middle of the night sent me and my husband out to our garage. There we spotted three raccoons eating cat dish. We shooed them away and went back to bed. Later that week we were driving home and I noticed three fat raccoons ambling down the road. “Do you think those are the same ones we chased off?” I asked. “Hard to tell,” said my husband. “They were wearing masks.”
半夜里听到撞击和破裂的声音，我和我丈夫起身到车库里去看。看到有三只浣熊在吃鲶鱼。我们把它们轰走以后又继续睡。那个星期晚些时候，我们正开车回家的途中，我看到有三只胖浣熊在马路上溜达。我问：“这是不是我们赶走的那三只？”我丈夫回答说：“不好说。那天它们带着面具呢。”