美国流行笑话：We adopted 我们的孩子是领养的

140　We adopted 我们的孩子是领养的

Our catering manager lacks certain social skills—like knowing when to keep her mouth shut. While discussing a baby christening party with a young couple, she told the mother, “You look like you've lost most of your pregnancy weight.” “Thanks,” came the clenched-teeth reply. “We adopted.”

我们的酒席承包经理缺乏一些社交技巧，比如什么时候不应该说话。当她和一对年轻的夫妇讨论婴儿施洗聚会的时候，她对那个妈妈说：“看起来你怀孕时增加的体重大部分都减下去了。”对方咬着牙齿说：“谢谢。我们的孩子是领养的。”