美国流行笑话：Loose-fitting Clothing 宽松的衣服

139　Loose-fitting Clothing 宽松的衣服

Clearly I was not going to win the battle of the bulge on my own, so I decided to join a gym. “Before you start working out, we like to do a health assessment,” explained the gym representative. “When you come in, wear loose-fitting clothing.” “If I had loose-fitting clothing, we wouldn't be having this conversation,” I replied.

很显然，单靠我自己已经无法战胜发胖的趋势，所以我决定参加一个健身房。健身房的代表解释说：“在你开始之前，我们来做一个健康评估。你进来的时候，穿一件宽松的衣服。”我回答说：“我如果有宽松的衣服，就不会在这里和你说话了。”