美国流行笑话：Shark, Bear and Children 鲨鱼、熊和儿童

130　Shark, Bear and Children 鲨鱼、熊和儿童

Flashlights used by my National Guard unit can withstand almost anything. And to prove it, they come with a lifetime warranty. Nevertheless, nothing is indestructible, which is why the warranty also cautions, “Void with shark bites, bear attacks and children under the age of five.”

我们国家卫队用的手电筒几乎可以抵御任何东西。为了证明这一点，它们是带着终身保用来的。然而，没有任何东西是不能摧毁的。这就是为什么在保用上写着：“避免鲨鱼咬、熊袭击以及五岁以下的儿童。”