美国流行笑话：Express Line 快速交款队伍

123　Express Line 快速交款队伍

I nabbed a shoplifter in the act. When I was escorting the suspect to the office in the front, he tried to run away. After a scuffle, I pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at me. “Everything's fine, folks,” I reassured them. “This guy just tried to go through the express line with more than nine items.”

我当场抓获一名正在商店里行窃的小偷。在我押送这名嫌犯到前面办公室去的途中，他试图逃跑。经过一阵小小的扭打，我把他压在墙上。当我抬起头来的时候，发现好几双吃惊的眼睛在盯着我看。我安慰他们说：“一切正常。这家伙只是想拿超过九样东西从快速交款队伍里过去。”